You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
You hit on the cop telling him you were celebrating the anniversary of your 21st birthday and ur boob job... That's how he got ur #
ah tequila...
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
I just blew my weed a kiss
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
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