that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
I just wanna be some guy's midlife crisis
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
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He left his umbrella behind in my bed to 'keep me company', then stole my front door key before he went to work
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
You guys I wore sweatpants to work today because I simply forgot to put on real pants and I had a weed brownie and a juice box for breakfast. I am not ready for parenting.
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Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
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