out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
Lobby closes at 2 AM on Thursday, but everyone walking still wants food... I could run a "Taco Bell Taxi" when I clock off at 2 and charge a dollar to give drunks a ride through drive thru.
Someones thought of a way to afford tuition.
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