so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
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he had to chose between the booze and condoms
what did he choose?
the booze, then looked at me and said, plan b is free right?
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
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We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
I've never wanted to punch a 94 year old woman in the vagina, and then call her next of kin to tell them I just muff punched their Gam Gam until today.
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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