apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
He just brought me a wine glass. Full of Tequila. Ignore any texts after this one.
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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