I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
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