More tranny stories later!
so they are in my phone as twin 1 and twin 2. but i forget which is which. did i put them in order of who I hooked up with first, or who is sexier? cause i'm not trying to text the one with the girlfriend
1st off, theyre identical. 2ndly, have i ever told you that youre a huge slut? hope that helps
if women knew the size of my dick, theyd be much more receptive to my sloppy drunken advances
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
I woke up with an empty beer bottle in my slipper and a note that said "it just wants to be warm"
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