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i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
Your car is in front of my house. Keys are in the mailbox. There is a fire hydrant in your trunk. Happy Birthday
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
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