exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
I wish i was in the wii world.
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
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We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
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I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
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