If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
I just sneezed alcohol in a candle and started a fire.
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Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
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Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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