I woke up at 5am and he was watching me sleep... Come get meee!!??
Can Purell be used as lube?
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
I just got baptized.
Drunkenly skinny dipping in a indoor hotel pool is not okay and does not count as a baptism.
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