She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
Today I made my parents proud-spent the afternoon floating around in their pool drinking beer-which I would ask my nephews to get for me out of the fridge
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
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