ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
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A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
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Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
I got with a bridesmaid and a server as well as put an $80 tab in rum and coke under the name Emerson Iglesias. Are you sure it wasn't my wedding?
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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