All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
You started laughing mid-cry and when I asked you said, "my tears taste like vodka."
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
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