sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
Seriously, don't even. "Hi, have I seen you half naked covered in bright red body paint on the internet?" is NOT acceptable water-cooler chit-chat.
Aw.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
fries before guys. food before dudes. shakes before dates. chips before dicks. lemon bars before football stars. macaroni before screwin' tony. what i'm saying is please come to ladies' night
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
Randomize
