I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
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He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
Apparently I kept telling the bartender that I was going to set the Guinness World Record.
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He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
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There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
Too much dab too little lung dying 😵😵😵
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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