Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
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Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
His drunken night ended with a "car accident" which really meant he was stuck in a toy car and pushed down the steps.
5am, I am wayy too drunk for this. Hookers came out of nowhere. They're like ninjas. Some poor soul got the fat one, tomorrow's going to be interesting...
So I come home yesterday and my brother is like "watch this" and it turns out he's been retraining my dog to come running when u say "anal"
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i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
Please come and kill me with a brick you dont even have to be nice about it just smash myfucking skull in this is the worst hangover ive had for at least a week
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
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