What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I don't know what I could have possibly done in a past life to deserve watching my boyfriend projectile vomit margaritas and probs blood while completely naked.
You were so drunk that some guy dressed as Harry Potter pointed his wand at you and screamed "Accio SHITSHOW"
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we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
Woke up with two cats staring at me. One covered in puke thats giving me a look that says it might be my fault. Where am I? Come get me.
I really need to stop drunk texting. My one night stand just agreed to go roller skating.
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
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you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
My boss followed me on Twitter. Excuse me while I delete 90% of my tweets
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
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