I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
So i've noticed that drunk me erases sent messages to hide them from sober me, because drunk me knows that sober me will be PISSED at drunk me.
Randomize
