you guys were way drunker than both of me
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
Tonight i am praying for god to turn my pussy into apple pie because i cant count the number of times bruce chooses food over sex.
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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