How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
i would punch a child for taco bell
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
Screw it. I'll show up in a white dress with a sign that says " I fucked the groom and it wasn't that great."
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
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