these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
My mom just drunkenly told me i was conceived in the back of a car, at a Bon Jovi concert.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
Love me.
GO THE FUCK TO BED IT'S 3AM I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS.
Just for one nugget?
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
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