And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
you are never too drunk for berry picking
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
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