Last night I broke through a door, was hospitialized, arrested, and threw my shoe at a bouncer. This summer is gonna be fuckin sick.
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
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i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
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My boob is missing a layer of skin
Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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