As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
He fell and asked for a beer and a band-aid.
HE GOT FOURTEEN STICHES
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
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She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
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Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
I licked your asshole in confidence.
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
All I recall is being at the strip club doing dark rum shots and then puking a question mark on the wall above the garbage can in the men's room and having diarrhea in the sink. 6th drunkest I've ever been without blacking out.
Well when I woke up this morning I didn’t think I’d be masturbating to my own LinkedIn profile today but here we are
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