He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
This can only be settled by a dance off.
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
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