I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
My mom gave me a high five when I told her I was just using him for sex
You and your mom would make an amazing tag team
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
yeah, I said "hi, I'm the creepy old guy at the college bar" and she said that she like mature men, wasn't expecting that line to work
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
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