We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
just survived the first fart of the relationship.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
How the hell am I supposed to know what lotion to get her? They should have a dressing booth where I could go test how good it is for jerking off, then I'd know.
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she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
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Just drug him and when he wakes up say "You just woke up from a coma, we've been married for 5 years." It'll be like The Vow but fucked up.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
I told my boss that I'm in a slutty stage of my life right now and the chef overheard and slipped me his number. I might get laid tonight
In the morning when you read your texts, just fyi you showed up at my house drunk off your ass and shoe less and demanded I go to the bar. You need Jesus.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
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