I'm drinking while my friends build sand castles, now I know how my dad used to feel
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
Randomize