She called me Spock and proceeded to ask me to 'teach her the ways of the force'. I just couldn't do it after that. No way am I fucking a girl who can't tell the difference between Star Wars and Star Trek.
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
You spilled spaghetti on the floor, and kept telling the noodles to "settle down" as you tried to clean it up
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
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