and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
He explained how that handle got into our fridge. I think i'm going to stick with my original assumption that the vodka gods want me to drink more vodka.
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
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