My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
For future reference. Do not congratulate the bar tender at oscars she is not pregnant she has just gotten fat u will get a shot thrown in your face
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
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