if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
got hammered last night, woke up this morning to 38 texts that varied from "you fucking asshole" to "i can be there in 10 minutes"
The waiter to-go cupped my bloody mary without me even asking. THAT hungover.
It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
Randomize
