Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
I'm using my ex bfs phone number to look up his Kroger card so I can get a discount on condoms...yep this is my life
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
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