i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
where are you?
Hypothermia
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
Someone stole a lamp last night.
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
Randomize
