Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
She throws back shots like they are NO-THING. I swear, she goes through like five straight tequila shots, does a jello shot, chases with half a hot dog, has a rum and coke, and then takes her shirt off and makes an impromptu bandage out of it for fuckin' Tim who cut himself on the flagpole. I'm going to marry her.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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