O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
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my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED
Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
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I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
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