never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
I think a homeless person took a bath in my mouth while I was sleeping :(
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
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