Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
You left me on the phone while you grabbed a plastic bag and started puking. I recorded it. Its my new ringtone for you
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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