Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
I've blown a few things in my day
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
How do I recover from singing "your body is a wonderland" on his voicemail?
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
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