So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
There're making snowcones with the leftover vodka from last night. This is not the time to be making up excuses!
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
I have peed in a lot of sinks
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
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