i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
I'm still trying to figure out who shit on the coffee table. I have confirmed beyond a reasonable doubt that it wasn't me.
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