Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
My new apartment is within walking distance of both the liquor store and the chinese buffet. This is either going to be my worst life choice ever or my best.
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
Also apparently I made a "cake sandwich"--yeah smashed a massive piece of cake between two slices of bread....fucking tequila
He just canceled. I got an amazing new dress and now he’s decided he’s spending the weekend with his family
In other news, there’s some rando in an expensive hotel bar who is going to get very lucky tonight because I love the way this dress makes my tits look. Want to help me find him?
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