physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
Trimming my pubes at 1 AM, drunk, listening to Stevie Ray Vaughn. What has become of me.
Jesus christ stop updating me about every aspect of your life.
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
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