If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
I spilled a beer on myself, so I went back to my place to change. The city marshall was at my door with a warrant. That beer cost me 760 bucks.
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
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Now that I'm the boss, there's nobody to yell at me for smelling like a bar in the morning.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
So it took me 20 minutes to figure out that this is the wrong blind date. I'm going to go with it, he's cute and at least it's free beer.
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
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