Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
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She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
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I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
i woke up this morning from the best one night stand. i made the guy mickey mouse pancakes for breakfast and when i walked back into the bedroom he said "marry me"
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