My sheets at my parents place are clean. No braveheart but I can paint myself, yell "freedom", and sword fight you with my cock. So come over.
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
I damn near set my vagina on fire. WHILE The Flaming Lips played in the background. Intensely apropos.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
Just because the energy drink is shaped like a grenade doesnt make it cool to throw it and yell "BOOM" and break my flatscreen, asshole
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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