its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
You woke up in the middle of the night and told me we won the sweepstakes, the penis sweepstakes.
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Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
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Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
I'm about to smoke a joint alone, do you want to FaceTime and pretend you're smoking it too?
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
And then she grabbed my dick and started singing 'ring ring ring ring banana phone'
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