I'm laying in your front yard are you home
Britney fell asleep on the couch in the foier, got up stripped then pissed on the floor. Then got dressed and went to sleep in it. Also downstairs toilet clogged. Not me. I will be gone by the time you get home from work. Have fun.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
He's a Shit stain on my heart
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
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