Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
Heyyyy darlin are you busy?
Why hello drunk Jake. It's sober Sarah, I'll tell drunk Sarah you booty called. She'll probably be around tomorrow night.
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She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
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Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
I need to wash the frat house off of me
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
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