marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
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I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
I'm pretty sure that if I didn't have a gerbil with a shotgun in my uterus I would think i was knocked up cuz all I want is hot sauce
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
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the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience