it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
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A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
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Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
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