Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
How do you get mayonnaise out of... well jesus it's everywhere, let's start with carpets
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
You're like the fucking Mozart of sexting.
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
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