even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
The prescription for my birth control just blew away in the wind on my way back from the health center. It's like god wants me to get pregnant
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
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