im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
Threesome in a minivan. New low
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.
Hey, I'm your guy
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
Randomize
