Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
I’m going to lick a fucking door knob when this shit is all over
Probably Waffle House
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